January 07, 2025
BGs Positively Speaking
Start The New Year Right
Many of us have, with our usual determination and conviction, made New Year Resolutions. It is also certain that more than a few of us have already discarded them.
The problem is that we usually have resolutions that require, or at least we think they do, almost instant results, if we don’t see immediate results we become discouraged and abandon our good intentions as being impossible. One of the major reasons is they are, as a general rule, self centred, in that the improvement we seek is beneficial only to ourselves.
This year why not make a resolution that will make a greater impact on all those around you…
Resolve to become a better person
- Become more tolerant of others • Be less judgemental.
- Offer more words of encouragement.
- Become more aware of the needs of others.
- Offer help to those who need help. • Be thankful for the blessings you receive.
- Become aware of things in your environment, things you see everyday, but don’t really see.
- Become more confident in yourself. • Share some of your good fortune with others.
- Know that you can make a difference, for the better, in this world.
I know that there are many things that go into making a better person, but if you start with these and practice everyday, you will be surprised at the difference you make in the lives of everyone you come in contact with.
This resolution does not require “instant” results but as you go through the year you will gain confidence in yourself and know that you have tremendous worth – no matter where you are in the moment.
Grow into the person you are meant to be!
The Impatient Shopper
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center and getting quite impatient. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions andnasty tone, it was obvious she was unhappy about the speed of service. When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, “Well, I’ll be lucky to get out of here and home by next Christmas!” “Don’t worry, ma’am,” replied the clerk. “With the wind kicking up outside and that brand new broom you have there, you’ll be home in no time.
The Frozen Pond
Clyde and Sam built an ice skating rink in the middle of their pasture. One day a shepherd happened to be leading his flock nearby and decided to take a shortcut across the frozen field. But the sheep were afraid of the ice and wouldn’t go onto it. The shepherd became frustrated and began tugging them along to the other side. “Look at that,” said Clyde. “That guy’s trying to pull the wool over our ice!”
Editors Quote Book
““Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.”
—Malcolm S. Forbes
Trivia Quiz
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Your Horoscope
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Taurus Apr. 20 – May 20: You need to make a strong impression, especially when relating one-on-one with one who can influence your future.
Gemini May 21 – June 20: Reach out to those you are fond of but don’t often get to see. You will be so glad that you did.
Cancer June 21 – July 22: Cast away your serious side, it’s time for you to have some fun. Take some time to let your hair down.
Leo July 23 – Aug 22: Beware of making a wrong impression. Make sure that you think before you speak and be cautious before you act.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sept 22: Make an effort to welcome a new colleague into the group. Be aware that he/she may be feeling shy.
Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21: Your playful nature sometimes gets the better of you. If you inadvertently upset someone be quick to apologize.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21: Life is not all ‘sunshine and roses’, but the dark clouds are about to roll away and life will be brighter.
Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19: Unless an event or gathering is “High Priority”, just take some time to yourself, kick back and relax. De stress.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18: Setting limits on yourself does not come easy for you. But now is the time to exercise some self discipline.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20: Curb your tendency to over-react. You will gain more friends and allies. New doors will open up for you.
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Travel Signs
During the coming year many of our readers will be travelling to different countries. As they travel they will encounter some very interesting signs. Here are a few examples…….
An Italian hotel brochure:
This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
Sign at a French swimming pool:
Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Saviour.
Menu at an Athens, Greece hotel:
Chopped-up cow with wire through it. (Shish kebab.)
A Polish tourist brochure:
As for the tripe served you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praises to your grandchildren as you lie on your deathbed.
In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On the menu of buffet in a Dominican Republic Resort:
Pork to the yank (pulled pork)
Mitch & Maud
Quick Thinking
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks and manner) that he was tired of speech-making. “I have an idea, boss,” his chauffeur said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times, I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!” When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur’s cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly. Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about antimatter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
Note: the story you have just read is fiction. But is often used by speakers to illustrate both Einstein’s humility and the idea that complex concepts can be presented simply and effectively.
Life Sentence
A criminal with a long record of transgressions was on trial for his latest crime. The jury found him guilty on 33 counts and the judge sentenced him to 189 years. Realizing that even with time off for good behavior he would be over one hundred when he was released, the prisoner burst into tears. Noting this display of remorse, the judge reconsidered. He said, “I didn’t mean to be so severe. Thinking it over, I can see that I’ve imposed an extremely harsh sentence. So you don’t have to serve the whole time.” The prisoner beamed with new found hope until the judge leaned toward him and said, “Just do a much as you can.”
Gotcha!
After an argument with my wife I tighten all the lids on the jars. Just so I can say, “OH, SO YOU NEED ME NOW!”
Back In 1964
It was in 1964 that Eric Burdon and the Animals recorded what is considered by many to be one of the best New Orleans blues songs ever written. By September “The House of the Rising Sun” had climbed to the top the British and USA charts and was well on it’s way to becoming a hit around the world. Today it ranks in the very top echelons of 1960’s British hits and many regard it as the best recorded version of this song. Click on the link below and decide for yourself.
Let Me Help You With That
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a child trying to reach the doorbell. No matter how much the little guy stretches, he can’t make it. The man calls out, “Let me get that for you,” and he bounds onto the porch to ring the bell. “Thanks, mister,” says the kid. “Now let’s run.”
Turning 32
So my wife is turning 32 next week. I told her not to get her hopes up for her birthday. “After all,” I said, “The celebrations are only going to last half a minute.” “What are you talking about?” she asked. I said, “It’s your thirty-second birthday.”
The Last Word
So far, you have survived 100% 0f your worst days.
You’re doing GREAT!