October 16, 2024

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BG’s Positively Speaking

Adding Value

“Adding Value” to others is the most effective way to impact our future and theirs for the better. We will never succeed if what we do only brings value to ourselves. To achieve any level of success in life, we need the help of others. The amount of help we receive is directly related to the “value” we add to everything and everyone around us. Someone once said, I don’t recall who,  “Show me a self-made man and I will show you someone who has achieved little.”  It has enormous truth. If you see a tortoise sitting on a fence, you know it didn’t get there alone. Likewise, someone who has achieved something in life didn’t do it alone.

So, how do we add value to others? We can all do it; it doesn’t have to be huge. Don’t let what you can’t do stop you from doing what you can do. You can have a positive attitude and a warm smile to greet people. Take time to say “thank you” to someone, even for the most minor service. Hold a door for someone, or give a few words of encouragement to a fellow worker. Buy a coffee for the next person in line. Do a little more than you have to because you want to. Offer to pick up some groceries for a neighbour. These are just a few of the hundreds of ways we can “Add Value” to others daily.

As we “Add Value” to others, we feel better about ourselves. Our self-image improves, and our self-confidence increases. We realize we can make a difference, allowing us to go boldly into life and receive life’s rewards.

Adding Value To Others Adds More Value To You!

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Guess Who?

Can you guess who this Canadian International celebrity is?
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The Art Gallery

This Joke was Submitted by Perkolator reader Tom Forbes of Bracebridge.

I recently took a tour at an art gallery. Partway through the tour, I complained about a terrible piece of art. I asked the tour guide, “Why would you display this horrible piece of art?” The tour guide looked at me and said, “You are looking at a mirror!”

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Rob And Andy

Rob and Andy are playing golf and come upon a water hole. Rob tees up and hits it into the middle of the pond. He reaches into his bag to find that he is out of balls. He then asks Andy for a ball and hits it into the pond. This goes on 3 or 4 more times, and when he asks  Andy for yet another ball, Andy says. “Rob, these balls cost me a pretty penny.” Rob replies, “Well, Andy, if you can’t afford to play the game, you shouldn’t be out here.”

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Editors Quote Book

 “It is reckless to make broad generalizations about any group of people.”

— Roger Ebert

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Old Friends

Mary and Jane are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time; Mary is upset because she thinks her husband doesn’t find her attractive anymore. “As I get older, he doesn’t bother to look at me!” Mary cries. I’m so sorry for you. As I get older, my husband says I get more beautiful every day,” replies Jane. Yes, but your husband’s an antique dealer!”

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Trivia Quiz

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Your Horoscope

For Amusement Only

Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19:  Think your moves through carefully. You could have your judgment called into question. Don’t yield to pressure from others.

Taurus Apr 20 – May 20:  Stay realistic. Think big, but use caution. Be aware that the small details could bring everything crashing down.

Gemini May 21 – Jun 20:  This is a good time to reach out to someone you are fond of. Let them know how you feel.

Cancer Jun 21 – Jul 22:  Don’t overextend yourself; it could be disastrous. Nice and easy should be your mantra for the week.

Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22:  It’s time to show you are self-reliant. Look inward at your own abilities to get what you want.

Virgo Aug 23 – Sept 22:  Do not outstay your welcome at a friend’s place. If you arrive early, then be among the first to leave.

Libra Sept 23 – Oct 22:  Someone you relied on lets you down. Use the situation as a lesson that you should rely more on yourself.

Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21:  Avoid getting into a heated debate with someone who has strong opposing views to you. Things could boil over.

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21:  Some unfulfilled obligations surface. Settle them quickly, and don’t allow things to fester. You’ll be glad you did.

Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19:  Having solicited advice from others, you might decide to go ahead and do what you initially intended to do.

Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18: This week, a temptation to overindulge with food and drink should be resisted. Enjoy yourself, but in moderation.

Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20:  Youngsters may be a handful, but handle things yourself. Don’t let outsiders tell you how to run the show.

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Put This City On Your Bucket List!

Lucerne Switzerland Travel Guide: 14 BEST Things to Do in Lucerne

The most beautiful city in Switzerland: Lucerne is the perfect holiday centre. Located in one of the world’s most scenic areas, it has the perfect blend of old and new, city and country, all with a backdrop of lakes and mountains. People visit the city for JUST a day or two, but to really experience it, I recommend at least a seven-day stay. The old city is like a walk into the past, with painted architecture, mediaval public squares, riverside walks and outdoor cafes. From Lucerne, you can travel to the top of snow-capped mountains, take bus, train and lake excursions. You can take a trip on a cable car or a funicular railway and even ride on the steepest cog railway in the world. Take a day or two off from all the sightseeing adventures and get to know the city. Relax at a riverside cafe and watch the world go by.

For a quick visit to Lucerne,  click on the video above.

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A Routine Physical

A lady came in for a routine physical at the Doctor’s office. “Here,” said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. “The bathroom is over there on your right. The Doctor will be with you in a few minutes.” A few minutes later, the lady came out of the bathroom with an empty container and a relieved look on her face. “Thanks! But they had a toilet in there, so I didn’t need this after all!”

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His Best Friend

Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he saw his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. “Tom, what’s going on?” Mark asked. “It’s my wife, Beckie,” Tom replied. “She ran off with my best friend!” “Hey wait a second!” Said Mark, “Aren’t I your best friend?” “Not any more,” Tom said with a happy smile. “He is!”

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Fish Tales

• A small-town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day, while on one of his frequent fishing trips, he got a call that a woman at a neighbouring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy. The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with, so the Doctor used his fishing scales. The baby weighed 21 lbs 13 oz.
• A guy calls his boss, saying, “I can’t come to work today. The boss asks why, and the guy says, “It’s my eyes.” “What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss. “I just can’t see myself coming to work, so I’m going fishing instead.…”
• The fishing season hasn’t opened yet, and a fisherman who doesn’t even have a license is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, “Any luck?” “Any luck? Heck, yes, this is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday,” he boasts. “Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks the stranger. “Nope.” “Well, meet the new game warden.” “Oh,” gulped the fisherman… “Well, do you know who I am?” “Nope,” said the game warden. “Meet the biggest liar in the province.” said the fisherman.

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Living In Texas

At the urging of his Doctor, Bill moved to Texas. After settling in, he met a neighbour who was also an older man. “Say, is this really a healthy place?” “It sure is,” the man replied. “When I first arrived here, I couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed.” “That’s wonderful!” said Bill. “How long have you been here?” “I was born here.”

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The Last Word

It is your attitude, not your aptitude, that determines your altitude.

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