March 11, 2026


On The Upside with Marley

The freedom that comes from simplifying your life

Many people spend years trying to build a better life by adding more to it. More commitments, more possessions, more plans, more noise, more pressure, and more obligations that slowly crowd out the peace they were hoping to create. Yet there comes a point when many of us realize that improvement does not always come from addition. Sometimes it comes from subtraction. Sometimes the best thing we can do for ourselves is to simplify.

Simplicity creates room to breathe.

When life becomes cluttered, whether physically, emotionally, or mentally, even small problems can begin to feel overwhelming. A crowded schedule leaves little room for rest. A crowded home makes it harder to think clearly. A crowded mind makes it difficult to recognize what truly matters. Simplifying does not mean giving up ambition or becoming indifferent. It means choosing with greater care what deserves your time, your energy, and your attention.

There is also a quiet strength in letting go of what is unnecessary. We often hang on to things, habits, and even relationships long after they have stopped serving us simply because they are familiar. But familiar is not always healthy. Familiar is not always meaningful. Sometimes we hold on because we fear the emptiness that might follow, not realizing that the empty space may be exactly what allows something better to enter.

Simplicity can also restore gratitude. When life is stripped down to what is essential, small pleasures become easier to appreciate. A peaceful morning, a sincere conversation, a tidy room, a walk outdoors, or a quiet evening at home begins to feel like enough. And often, enough is far richer than excess.

Simplifying your life does not make it smaller
it makes space for what matters most to finally be seen clearly.


Fascinating Facts About Sleep

Sleep is one of the most essential parts of life, yet many people treat it as if it were optional. During sleep, the body repairs itself, the brain organizes memories, and the nervous system resets in ways that help us function better the next day. Without enough sleep, even the simplest tasks can feel far more difficult than they should.

  • Dreaming is normal – Most people dream several times each night, even if they do not remember it in the morning.
  • Your brain stays active – Sleep is not a shutdown period; the brain remains busy processing information and regulating important functions.
  • Lack of sleep affects mood – Poor sleep can make people more irritable, less patient, and more emotionally reactive.
  • Body repair increases at night – Sleep supports healing, immune function, and muscle recovery.
  • Naps can help – A short nap can improve alertness and concentration, though long naps may leave some people feeling groggy.
  • Consistency matters – Going to bed and waking up at regular times often improves sleep quality more than people realize.

Good sleep may not solve every problem, but it often makes problems easier to handle with a clear mind and a steadier mood.


Odd Headlines That Sound Made Up

“Local man says he is not avoiding exercise, just waiting for better weather indoors.”

“Town council debates whether potholes now qualify as seasonal wetlands.”

“Woman cleans entire house looking for glasses, finds them on face.”

“Study confirms most people hate meetings, especially the meeting about improving meetings.”

“Dog refuses expensive bed, continues sleeping on one shoe and a piece of paper.”



The Driving Lesson

A teenager said to her father, “Dad, can I borrow the car?” He said, “Certainly. Bring back a good report card, clean your room, and mow the lawn.” A week later she asked again, “Dad, have you thought about it?” He replied, “Yes. I’ve decided it would be easier for both of us if you just walked.”


The Alarm Clock

A man told his friend, “I bought one of those talking alarm clocks.” His friend asked, “Does it help you wake up?” He said, “Not really. Every morning it just says, ‘Good luck.’”


A Balanced Diet

My doctor told me I needed a more balanced diet. So now I eat a cupcake in each hand.


The Smart TV

A man said, “I bought a smart TV.” His wife asked, “What makes it smart?” He sighed and said, “It keeps suggesting I go outside.”


Editors Quote Book

“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”

Confucius


Trivia Quiz

(Click Question For Answer)

1. Which 1970s sitcom featured Archie Bunker and his outspoken opinions?
All in the Family.

2. Which 1970s TV show followed the doctors and staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital?
M*A*S*H.

3. Which detective series starred Telly Savalas as the lollipop-loving Lieutenant Kojak?
Kojak.

4. Which popular 1970s sitcom centered on Mary Richards working at a Minneapolis TV newsroom?
The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

5. Which 1970s series featured three roommates living together at the Regal Beagle apartment complex?
Three’s Company.

6. Which detective show starred Peter Falk as a rumpled but brilliant homicide investigator?
Columbo.

7. Which 1970s variety show made the phrase “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!” famous?
Saturday Night Live.

8. Which 1970s sci-fi series followed astronauts living on Moonbase Alpha after the Moon was blasted from Earth’s orbit?
Space: 1999.

9. Which 1970s action series starred Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox as California Highway Patrol motorcycle officers?
CHiPs.

10. Which 1970s comedy series followed the misadventures of prisoners in a German POW camp?
Hogan’s Heroes.

 


Your Horoscope

For Amusement Only

Aries March 21 – April 19: A clear decision helps you regain momentum. Trust your instincts, but avoid rushing what still needs careful thought.

Taurus April 20 – May 20: Simplicity works in your favour now. Focus on practical priorities and let unnecessary distractions fall away naturally.

Gemini May 21 – June 20: A conversation brings useful clarity. Listen closely and you may discover an easier path than the one you expected.

Cancer June 21 – July 22: Home life feels more manageable when you stop overcomplicating small concerns and deal with them one at a time.

Leo July 23 – August 22: Your energy attracts attention. Lead with warmth rather than pride and you will strengthen an important connection.

Virgo August 23 – September 22: Decluttering your schedule or your thoughts brings relief. Make room for rest without feeling guilty about it.

Libra September 23 – October 22: Balance returns through honesty. A simple truth spoken kindly can solve more than endless explanation ever could.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21: Trust your intuition with financial or personal matters. Quiet observation reveals more than direct pressure will.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21: A new idea feels exciting, but steady follow-through will matter more than early enthusiasm this week.

Capricorn December 22 – January 19: Patience brings results. Keep building steadily and let discipline do the heavy lifting for you.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18: Your perspective helps others see a problem differently. Share your ideas, but keep them grounded in practicality.

Pisces February 19 – March 20: A calmer pace restores your creativity. Step back from noise and let inspiration return in its own time.



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Kitchen Logic

A wife asked her husband, “Why are you reading a cookbook in the living room?” He answered, “Because I like fiction.”


The First 5 Minutes Of Your Day!

What if just 5 minutes in the morning could completely change the direction of your day — and your life? In this video, I’ll walk you through a simple, powerful morning mindset reset that can help you start your day with clarity, purpose, and peace. You don’t need a long, complicated routine. You just need to start your day intentionally — before the noise of the world takes over.

✅ A simple 5-minute morning mindset routine that really works
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✅ Why your first few minutes each day matter more than you think
✅ How small habits lead to big life change over time Your day is shaped by how you start it — and five intentional minutes can set the tone for everything that follows.


The New Password

A man called technical support and said, “My password isn’t working.” The operator asked, “What did you use?” He replied, “My memory, apparently.”


Staying Organized

After spending the afternoon cleaning, a woman proudly told her husband, “I finally have everything in the house arranged by category.”

He asked, “Really? Where are my car keys?”

She replied, “Unidentified metal objects. Second drawer on the left.”


 

The Last Word

“A simpler life is not an empty life. It is a life with fewer distractions between you and what truly matters.”


13 Comments

  1. David John Lowe says:

    I have been reading Brian’s paper since its inception over twenty years ago. Brian seems to have a sense of right, of common sense and great values. His compilations of philosophy, humour and brain teasers makes the delivery of the Perkolator one of the best pieces of email that I receive every week. My wife and I always sit back and do the quiz together. With permission, I have copied many of Brian’s articles into my National Newsletters which reach thousands of members across Canada. Brian, thank you. May you live safely and happily for many more years to come

  2. Sharon Baker says:

    I really enjoy receiving the Orillia edition in my inbox each month. ?

    • Brian Garvey says:

      Hi Sharon, We take great pleasure in sending you a new edition every week, and then we have the pleasure of having you approve of it.
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  3. Lynn Lehman says:

    What a way to start 2025 Brian! The jokes were hilarious, the quiz was challenging, and the music video an exquisite compiliation of conductor expertise. You can be sure I’ll be coming back to this week’s edition all month long!

    • Brian Garvey says:

      Thank you, Lynn; your comments will spur us to provide you and all our readers with content to start each week with a similar response. By the way, did you know that you can read two years of back issues. Go to the home page, scroll down to Perkolator archives and read all our back issues. BG

  4. David Erkale says:

    Every week, whenever I see this in my email, it brings me joy to see the jokes and the frequent inspiration, so I thank the Perkolator for perking up my inbox. Now I have something to look forward to every 7 days.

  5. Lynn Lehman says:

    Every now and then, when a particular written word moves me, I take a snapshot of it and tuck it away in my ‘Lessons Learned’ file. This edition of ‘BG’s Positively Speaking’ titled “I Can Hear You” is one of them. Thanks for your continuing words of wisdom. Always much appreciated!

  6. Lynn Lehman says:

    Who said…”It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you don’t care who gets the credit?” President Harry Truman.

  7. Lynn says:

    My grandmother had a similar saying: .”More haste, more waste”.

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    M. Robertson

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