January 21, 2025
On The Upside with Marley
Meet your fears head on!
Conquering your fears is one of the most transformative things a person can do. Fear is a natural reaction meant to protect us, but when it controls our choices, it limits our lives. By facing what scares us, we take back control over our thoughts, actions, and direction. Each step taken toward a fear, no matter how small, shows us we are stronger than the stories our minds create. This journey builds confidence. Confidence doesn’t mean you lack fear; it means you know you can move forward despite it. When you prove to yourself that discomfort is manageable, challenges start to look like opportunities instead of threats.
This space fosters resilience, teaching you to recover and keep going when life pushes back. Conquering fear also broadens your sense of possibility. Dreams that once seemed distant become achievable. Relationships improve when you’re no longer trapped by the fear of rejection. Careers progress when you’re willing to risk failure for growth.
Even simple pleasures become more fulfilling when you engage fully with the world. Ultimately, facing fear is a way to show yourself respect. It says, “My life is too valuable to be ruled by what could go wrong.” Each time you confront a fear, you don’t just gain courage; you also gain freedom. Freedom is the base upon which a meaningful, authentic, and empowered life is built. It helps you trust your ability to handle uncertainty, learn from setbacks, and keep moving even when the outcome is unclear. Over time, this way of thinking changes how you view yourself: not as someone limited, but as someone capable of growth, courage, and ongoing transformation, no matter what lies ahead. The journey itself becomes the reward, revealing strength you never thought you had.
Improve your life by mastering your fears
Suck In Your Gut
Standing on the scale, as I do every morning, I took a deep breath and sucked in my gut. My husband says “Sucking in your gut on the scales won’t change anything” I said, “Sure it does, it allows me to see the numbers!”
My Dogs, The Unmentionables
Someone asked me what the names of my dogs were, to which I replied “Calvin and Klein”.. A little perplexed, they then said, “Wait, isn’t that a brand of underwear?” to which I replied Yes but they’re both boxers.
Who Is This Extremely Handsome 15 Year Old?
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Editors Quote Book
“Everyone is an Atheist until they clog a toilet in someone else’s home”
—Unknown
Trivia Quiz Eh!
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Your Horoscope
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Taurus Apr. 20 – May 20: Patience will be required when dealing with a close associate. A calm approach will bring the results you are hoping for.
Gemini May 21 – June 20: Communication is highlighted now. Speak openly and honestly, and you may clear up a lingering misunderstanding.
Cancer June 21 – July 22: Take time to nurture yourself emotionally. A quiet moment of reflection will restore your balance and peace of mind.
Leo July 23 – Aug 22: Your leadership qualities are noticed by others. Step forward, but remember that listening is just as powerful as speaking.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sept 22: Organization will be your strength today. Tackle unfinished tasks and enjoy the satisfaction of seeing progress made.
Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21: Your intuition is strong now. Pay attention to subtle signs and trust what your inner voice is telling you.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21: A change of routine could lift your spirits. Embrace spontaneity and allow yourself a little adventure.
Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19: Responsibilities may feel heavy, but steady effort will bring long-term rewards. Stay focused on your goals.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18: An innovative idea could spark interest from others. Share your vision and be open to collaboration.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20: Sensitivity will deepen your connections. Offer kindness freely and you will receive warmth and support in return.
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Iconic Teen Valedictorian Speech
Church Bulletin Failures
Dead Ringer
A man died and went to Heaven. St. Peter says to him, “Before you meet with God, I should tell you, we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest, you really didn’t do anything particularly good or wrong. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?” The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a little old lady who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip and skull tattoos everywhere. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this lady or they would have to deal with me!” “Wow, that’s impressive. When did this happen?” “About three minutes ago,” he replies.
World Cup Funeral
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks the guy on the other side of the empty seat if someone will be sitting there. The guy shakes his head and says, “No. The seat’s empty.” The man can’t believe what he’s hearing. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Finals and not use it?” The other guy says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This will be the first World Cup Final we haven’t been too together since we got married.” The man says, “I’m so sorry to hear that, buddy. That’s terrible… But couldn’t you find someone else to come with you? A friend, a relative, or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
How to skip the tab!
At the bar, order a shot and place your hat over it on the counter. Then bet someone the tab that you can drink the shot without touching the hat. Hold your hands near it (but don’t touch), stare intensely like you’re performing a magic trick, and finally declare, “I did it.”
When the other person inevitably lifts the hat to check whether the shot is gone, simply grab the glass, drink it, and say, “See? I never touched the hat.”
This Day In History
1966: Quiet Beatle George Harrison (22) weds British model Pattie Boyd (21) in Surrey, England, Paul serves as best man.
1978: The Bee Gees album “Saturday Night Fever goes #1 and stays for 24 weeks.
1990: John McEnroe becomes the first player to be expelled from the Australian Open.
The Last Word
We are never the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love.
It’s a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person!


I have been reading Brian’s paper since its inception over twenty years ago. Brian seems to have a sense of right, of common sense and great values. His compilations of philosophy, humour and brain teasers makes the delivery of the Perkolator one of the best pieces of email that I receive every week. My wife and I always sit back and do the quiz together. With permission, I have copied many of Brian’s articles into my National Newsletters which reach thousands of members across Canada. Brian, thank you. May you live safely and happily for many more years to come
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Hi Sharon, We take great pleasure in sending you a new edition every week, and then we have the pleasure of having you approve of it.
BG.
What a way to start 2025 Brian! The jokes were hilarious, the quiz was challenging, and the music video an exquisite compiliation of conductor expertise. You can be sure I’ll be coming back to this week’s edition all month long!
Thank you, Lynn; your comments will spur us to provide you and all our readers with content to start each week with a similar response. By the way, did you know that you can read two years of back issues. Go to the home page, scroll down to Perkolator archives and read all our back issues. BG
Every week, whenever I see this in my email, it brings me joy to see the jokes and the frequent inspiration, so I thank the Perkolator for perking up my inbox. Now I have something to look forward to every 7 days.
Every now and then, when a particular written word moves me, I take a snapshot of it and tuck it away in my ‘Lessons Learned’ file. This edition of ‘BG’s Positively Speaking’ titled “I Can Hear You” is one of them. Thanks for your continuing words of wisdom. Always much appreciated!
Who said…”It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you don’t care who gets the credit?” President Harry Truman.
My grandmother had a similar saying: .”More haste, more waste”.
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