July 15, 2026


On The Upside with Marley

The Happiness Hidden in Ordinary Days

We spend a surprising amount of our lives waiting. Waiting for Friday. Waiting for vacation. Waiting for retirement. Waiting until life somehow becomes easier, calmer, or more exciting. The trouble is, while we’re busy waiting for the “big moments,” ordinary life quietly slips by unnoticed.

Happiness rarely arrives all at once. More often, it hides inside everyday moments.

It might be your first cup of coffee on a quiet morning, hearing laughter from another room, finishing a good book, enjoying a conversation with an old friend, or watching the sun set after a busy day. These moments don’t usually make headlines, but together they become the memories that define a good life.

Many studies suggest that grateful people are happier, not because they have fewer problems, but because they notice more of what is already good around them. Gratitude changes our focus. Instead of constantly chasing what we don’t yet have, we begin appreciating what we already do.

Life will always include challenges. There will always be bills to pay, chores to finish, disappointments to overcome, and goals still waiting to be reached. But those things don’t prevent happiness unless we allow them to overshadow everything else.

Perhaps the secret isn’t finding a perfect life at all. Perhaps it’s learning to recognize that an imperfect life still contains countless perfect moments if we’re willing to notice them.

The richest lives are often built from thousands of ordinary moments that were appreciated instead of overlooked.


Seven Fascinating Facts About Honey

  • Honey never really spoils – Archaeologists have discovered edible honey in ancient Egyptian tombs thousands of years old.
  • Bees visit millions of flowers – A single pound of honey requires nectar collected from roughly two million blossoms.
  • Honey contains natural preservatives – Its low moisture content makes it difficult for bacteria to survive.
  • Different flowers create different flavours – Clover, wildflower, orange blossom and buckwheat honey each have their own taste.
  • Bees communicate by dancing – The famous waggle dance tells other bees where to find food.
  • One bee produces very little honey – During its lifetime, a worker bee makes only about one-twelfth of a teaspoon.
  • Honey has been enjoyed for thousands of years – It remains one of the world’s oldest natural sweeteners.

Five Easy Ways to Brighten Someone’s Day

Making someone’s day better doesn’t always require a grand gesture. Often it’s the smallest acts of kindness that people remember the longest.

  • Smile and make eye contact when greeting people.
  • Send an unexpected text letting someone know you’re thinking about them.
  • Offer sincere thanks to someone whose work often goes unnoticed.
  • Hold the door, help carry groceries, or simply ask if someone needs a hand.
  • Take a few extra minutes to truly listen without interrupting.

Kindness has an interesting way of multiplying. The person whose day you brighten today may very well brighten someone else’s tomorrow.


The Retirement Plan

A husband and wife were discussing retirement.

“What are we going to do when we stop working?” asked the wife.

“I’ve been thinking about that,” said her husband.

“Oh?”

“Yes. Every morning we’ll get dressed, make a lunch, stand by the front door for ten minutes…”

“Then what?”

“Come back inside and tell each other how glad we are that we don’t have to go.”


The Helpful Neighbor

A man noticed his elderly neighbour struggling to push her lawn mower.

Being a good neighbour, he offered to cut the lawn for her.

“Oh, that’s very kind,” she smiled.

Twenty minutes later he proudly finished the job.

She looked out the window and sighed.

“That was lovely dear… but my grandson was supposed to do that tomorrow.”


The Doctor’s Advice

A man told his doctor, “Every morning at seven o’clock I have exactly one bowel movement.”

“That sounds perfectly healthy,” replied the doctor.

“It would be,” the man answered, “if I woke up before eight.”


The Expensive Haircut

A man walked into a salon and asked, “How much for a haircut?”

“Forty dollars.”

“And a shave?”

“Twenty.”

He thought for a moment.

“Okay… shave my head.”


The Fishing Trip

Two friends returned from a weekend fishing trip.

“Did you catch much?” asked one of their wives.

“Oh yes,” said the first fisherman proudly.

“We caught enough to last us all year.”

“Really?”

“Well… at the rate we actually eat fish.”


Editor’s Quote Book

“Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.”

— Robert Brault


Trivia Quiz

(Click Question For Answer)

1. Which bird is the national symbol of Canada?
The Canada Jay was proposed, but the official national bird has never been designated.
2. Which vitamin is produced naturally when skin is exposed to sunlight?
Vitamin D is produced when skin is exposed to ultraviolet sunlight.
3. What is the largest freshwater lake entirely within Canada?
Great Bear Lake in the Northwest Territories is Canada’s largest entirely domestic lake.
4. Which famous scientist developed the laws of motion?
Sir Isaac Newton developed the three classical laws of motion.
5. What is the smallest planet in our solar system?
Mercury is the smallest planet orbiting the Sun.
6. Which country invented paper money?
Paper money first appeared in China over one thousand years ago.
7. Which musical instrument has eighty-eight keys?
A standard piano has eighty-eight black and white keys.
8. What is the only continent without native ants?
Antarctica has no native ant species because of its extreme climate.
9. What is the tallest waterfall in the world?
Angel Falls in Venezuela is the tallest uninterrupted waterfall on Earth.
10. Which metal is liquid at ordinary room temperature?
Mercury is the only common metal that is naturally liquid at room temperature.



Your Horoscope

For Amusement Only

Aries Mar. 21 – Apr. 19: A positive attitude helps open new doors this week. Trust yourself and welcome unexpected opportunities with confidence.

Taurus Apr. 20 – May 20: Slow, steady progress pays off. A little patience now creates bigger rewards before long.

Gemini May 21 – Jun. 20: A conversation may spark a fresh idea. Listen carefully—you could discover an exciting new possibility.

Cancer Jun. 21 – Jul. 22: Home and family bring comfort. Sharing your time with loved ones will recharge your spirit.

Leo Jul. 23 – Aug. 22: Your enthusiasm is contagious. Encourage someone who needs a little extra confidence this week.

Virgo Aug. 23 – Sep. 22: Organization creates peace of mind. Tackling one project at a time makes everything feel manageable.

Libra Sep. 23 – Oct. 22: Balance comes from appreciating life’s simple pleasures. Take time to enjoy the present moment.

Scorpio Oct. 23 – Nov. 21: Curiosity leads to discovery. Learning something new may inspire an unexpected future adventure.

Sagittarius Nov. 22 – Dec. 21: Your optimism encourages those around you. Keep looking ahead while enjoying today’s victories.

Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19: Persistence continues to serve you well. A goal you’ve worked toward is closer than you think.

Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18: Creative thinking helps solve a lingering problem. Don’t be afraid to try a different approach.

Pisces Feb. 19 – Mar. 20: Kindness has a ripple effect. One thoughtful gesture could brighten several people’s day.



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Math Class

My teacher told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate.

I told her, “Just wait.”


Camping

Camping is just paying money to pretend you’re homeless…

…while complaining there isn’t any Wi-Fi.


Broken Pencil

I was going to tell a joke about a broken pencil…

…but it had no point.


Bird Watching

I finally got into bird watching.

Unfortunately, the birds keep spotting me first.


Time Flies

The older I get, the faster time seems to fly.

It’s probably because I keep hitting the snooze button.




Marley’s Video Pick

How the Immune System Protects You Every Day

Your body is home to one of the most incredible defense systems ever created. This beautifully animated video explains how your immune system identifies threats, fights off infections, and keeps you healthy—all in a way that’s fascinating, easy to understand, and visually stunning. It’s one of those videos that leaves you saying, “I never knew that!”



The Last Word

“Don’t wait for extraordinary moments. Fill ordinary moments with gratitude, kindness, and laughter, and you’ll discover an extraordinary life.”


1 Comment

  1. Fred Galowitsch says:

    Keep up the great work !!! I always look forward to reading the Perkolator whenever I get it !!! ??❤️??⭐️??

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