March 25, 2026


On The Upside with Marley

The quiet power of consistency

In a world that celebrates dramatic breakthroughs and overnight success, consistency often goes unnoticed. Yet almost every meaningful achievement is built not on one great effort, but on hundreds of small, steady ones. A musician improves by practicing daily. A relationship deepens through small acts of kindness repeated over time. Even confidence itself grows gradually, strengthened by ordinary moments where we choose persistence over comfort.

Consistency does not demand perfection. It simply asks that we return to the effort again and again. Some days will be inspired and productive. Others will feel slow or uncertain. What matters is the quiet discipline of showing up regardless of mood or circumstance. When we keep returning to the work, the results accumulate in ways that are often invisible at first.

There is also something reassuring about consistency. It builds trust with the people around us. When our actions match our words over time, others learn that they can rely on us. Reliability may not attract applause the way dramatic gestures do, but it forms the backbone of strong friendships, dependable teams, and lasting reputations.

Ironically, the people we admire most often succeed not because they are extraordinary every day, but because they refuse to abandon their efforts on ordinary days. They keep moving forward in small increments while others wait for the perfect moment.

Consistency may not feel exciting in the moment, but over time it quietly transforms intention into accomplishment.


Curious Canadian Inventions

Canada has produced an impressive number of inventions that quietly shaped everyday life. While some breakthroughs become famous, many useful innovations simply blend into daily routines until we forget they had an origin at all.

  • Basketball (1891) – Invented by Canadian James Naismith while teaching physical education in Massachusetts.
  • Insulin (1921) – Discovered by Frederick Banting and Charles Best, saving millions of lives.
  • The Walkie-Talkie – Developed during the Second World War by Canadian engineer Donald Hings.
  • The Electric Wheelchair – First created in Canada to help injured veterans regain mobility.
  • The Robertson Screw – A square-drive screw that rarely slips, widely used across North America.
  • Java Programming Language Origins – One of the key developers, James Gosling, was born in Calgary.

Many inventions begin with simple curiosity or the desire to solve a practical problem. Over time those ideas quietly reshape the world.


Invention Of The Walkie Talkie

 


Odd But True Headlines

“Local man insists his diet is working because the scale ‘seems happier’.”

“Town installs new ‘Quiet Please’ signs after residents complain about loud silence.”

“Student completes entire group project alone, accidentally earns leadership award.”

“Driver reports GPS repeatedly telling him to ‘follow his dreams’ instead of giving directions.”

“Library installs faster Wi-Fi so people can ignore books more efficiently.”



The Fishing Trip

A husband said to his wife, “I’m going fishing this weekend.”

She replied, “Last time you said that you came home sunburned, broke your rod, and lost the boat keys.”

He nodded and said, “Exactly. I’m hoping to improve my record.”


The Helpful Neighbor

A man knocked on his neighbor’s door and asked, “Can I borrow your ladder?”

The neighbor said, “Sorry, I’m using it today.”

The man replied, “But it’s just leaning against your garage.”

The neighbor said, “Yes, I’m using it to keep the garage from falling over.”


The Coffee Problem

A man told his doctor, “Every morning when I drink coffee I get a stabbing pain in my eye.”

The doctor thought for a moment and said, “Have you tried removing the spoon from the cup first?”


Editors Quote Book

“Small disciplines repeated with consistency every day lead to great achievements gained slowly over time.”

—John Maxwell


Trivia Quiz

(Click Question For Answer)

1. What is the only mammal capable of true flight?
The bat.

2. Which ocean is the largest on Earth?
The Pacific Ocean.

3. What famous scientist developed the theory of general relativity?
Albert Einstein.

4. What is the capital city of Australia?
Canberra.

5. Which metal has the chemical symbol Fe?
Iron.

6. What instrument measures atmospheric pressure?
A barometer.

7. Who painted The Starry Night?
Vincent van Gogh.

8. What is the largest species of shark?
The whale shark.

 


Your Horoscope

For Amusement Only

Aries March 21 – April 19: Momentum builds steadily. Focus your energy on projects already underway and resist the temptation to scatter your efforts.

Taurus April 20 – May 20: Practical thinking brings progress. A small improvement in routine may create noticeable results sooner than expected.

Gemini May 21 – June 20: A conversation reveals helpful insight. Listen carefully before responding and the solution will become clearer.

Cancer June 21 – July 22: Personal priorities deserve attention. Protect your time and avoid commitments that add unnecessary stress.

Leo July 23 – August 22: Your enthusiasm motivates others. Share your ideas openly and let collaboration strengthen the outcome.

Virgo August 23 – September 22: Organization pays off. Clearing small obstacles now will prevent larger frustrations later.

Libra September 23 – October 22: Balance comes through honest communication. A thoughtful conversation restores harmony in an important relationship.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21: Your instincts are reliable. Trust subtle signals that guide you toward better decisions.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21: Curiosity sparks opportunity. Exploring a new idea could open an unexpected path forward.

Capricorn December 22 – January 19: Persistence brings quiet rewards. Continue building steadily rather than rushing results.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18: A creative solution appears when you step back and view the problem from another angle.

Pisces February 19 – March 20: Kindness toward others strengthens your own sense of purpose and connection.



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At A Snail’s Pace

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens it and sees a snail on the porch. He picks it up and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock. He opens it, and the snail says, “What was that all about?”


The Anniversary Tear

A wife finds her husband crying at the kitchen table at 3 a.m.. “What’s wrong?” she asks. He says, “Remember 20 years ago when your dad caught us in the car and said, ‘Marry her or go to jail for 20 years’?” She nods tearfully. He sobs, “I’d be a free man today!”.


A Budgeting Lesson

At the store, a husband puts a $30 case of beer in the cart. His wife makes him put it back, saying they can’t afford it. Later, she puts a $60 jar of face cream in the cart. When he asks why, she says, “It makes me look beautiful.” He replies, “So does the beer, and it’s half the price!”.


The Wishing Well

A husband and wife come across a wishing well. The wife leans over, makes a silent wish, and tosses in a penny. The husband decides to make a wish too, but he leans over too far, loses his balance, and falls right in. The wife looks down and whispers, “Wow, it really works!”.


The Last Word

“Success is rarely a single dramatic moment. It is usually the result of many quiet days when you simply refused to quit.”


15 Comments

  1. Eleanor Venables says:

    Another great one! You people are great.

  2. Mary says:

    How ca I access back copies

  3. Eleanor Venables says:

    Thanks for my weekly laugh. Every time I see this in my email box I have to read it right away. Some of it is serious and some I laugh and laugh until I almost per my pants and that is not hard at 75 years of age. Thanks for the fun.

  4. JC Van Schaick says:

    I stand corrected. Pres. Obama’s ELECTION was Nov 4, 2008. He was sworn in in Jan 2009. My bad

  5. JC van Schaick says:

    I’m splitting hairs here…
    The answer to the trivia question about the year of Obama’s ELECTION to presidency is 2017. The electoral college results were read and validated in the US senate in early January 2018 followed by the reading of the oath later in January at which point he assumed the responsibilities of the presidency.

  6. Paul H says:

    Always look forward to the Perkolator. Fun facts and giggles, What’s not to love.

  7. christine says:

    I’ve been reading your online newsletter for years and enjoyed this issue so much that I wanted to congratulate you on a very entertaining Perkolator!

  8. Mary says:

    Love the humour. “Perks” me right up.
    Thx for doing a great job.

  9. HAROLYN HUSSAIN says:

    You did it again BG.

  10. HAROLYN HUSSAIN says:

    BG’S Positively Speaking was well said !!!

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