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BG’s Positively Speaking

Click to Delete

In our daily lives, most of us are familiar with the delete button on our computer keyboard. We use it to delete our junk mailbox, get rid of emails that we have read and no longer have use for, and get rid of useless or outdated information. But, something else happens when we click delete… we help our computer to run better, to perform the tasks we need, faster and more efficiently. We have cleared all the accumulated, unwanted information from its memory.

Is there a lesson we can learn from this? You bet there is!

If we learn how to use our own “delete” button, we can function more efficiently. We can achieve more, feel more positive and create the better life we seek. The secret lies in recognizing those things in our life we need to delete so they don’t take up permanent residence. Here are a few things that will help you move toward that better life. So next time someone says something negative about you, your abilities, your options, your dreams, your achievements, then just CLICK “DELETE.” Send them into cyberspace, don’t let them determine who you are or what you can become.

Next time someone does something to annoy you, hurt you, insult you or try to get you angry, just CLICK “DELETE.” Treat them like the junk mail they are. Don’t allow them to see they have “gotten’ under your skin.”

Next time you hear someone talk negatively about your friends, associates, or boss, just CLICK “DELETE.” Let their words fall into the garbage bin. Don’t allow their opinions of others to dominate you. Instead, develop your own relationships and form your own opinions.

Create a BETTER ife …….. Learn how to click “DELETE”!


A Bit Harsh, I Thought

“Push harder!” I shouted at my wife while she was in labour. “I hate you, I hate you more than I’ve ever hated anyone!” she screamed back at me. That’s a bit harsh; I thought… it wasn’t my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital.


In Memorium

Words To Be Remembered By

Here lies the body of John Round
Lost at sea and never found
Belturbet, Ireland
(Think About It!)

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Here lies the body of Margaret Bent
She kicked up her heels, and away she went
Winterborn Steepleton Cemetery
Dorset, England

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 Stranger tread this ground with gravity.
Dentist Brown Is filling his last cavity
Edinburgh, Scotland



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Things I Ask Myself

  1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
  2. Why is it that the bubbles are always white no matter what colour of bubble bath you use?
  3. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else over?
  4. If you don’t succeed at first, try doing it as your wife told you to do it? And if at first, you don’t succeed, don’t take up sky diving!

Trivia Quiz

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1. Who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
Michelangelo.
2. After which person is the Teddy Bear named?
Theodore Roosevelt.
3. Which of the world's oceans is the smallest?
The Arctic Ocean.
4. In what country did reggae music originate?
Jamaica.
5. If you were using a sand iron, what would you be doing?
Playing golf.
6. What does the ozone layer protect us from?
Ultraviolet radiation.
7. What was the first full-length, animated movie?
Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.
8. Magician David Kotkin is better known as ______ ______?
David Copperfield.

Your Horoscope

For Amusement Only

ARIES Mar. 21-Apr. 19: Seek your own destiny. Daily you do the same old thing. Spread your wings; see how high you can fly!

TAURUS Apr. 20-May 20: Review the model of your next project. Critique thoroughly. You may be overlooking an important aspect. Modify quickly.

GEMINI May 21-June 20: Social activities come at a record pace. Know when to say no. Mix and match your wardrobe; people won’t notice.

CANCER June 21-July 22: Abusive situations must be controlled. Take matters into your own hands. Don’t allow others to manipulate you.

LEO July 23-Aug 22: Accept an opportunity for a career change. The size of the pond is only essential when the fish are too small or too big.

VIRGO Aug. 23-Sept. 22: A chance to travel into uncharted territory becomes available. Sign on for the ride. Good things will happen.

LIBRA Sept. 23-Oct. 22: Time to clean up and throw out your old ways. Recruit help from family members and friends. Give praise to all.

SCORPIO Oct. 23-Nov. 21: Romance continues to blossom. Don’t be in a hurry to change your lifestyle. Instead, make sure this is right for you.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22-Dec. 21: Educational pursuits will net significant returns in the future. So it’s time to “get to work” on improving your abilities.

CAPRICORN Dec. 22-Jan. 19: Declining health in a loved one will create strain on family members. Maintain a high profile and avail yourself when needed.

AQUARIUS Jan. 20-Feb. 18: You are always looking for love in all the wrong places. Don’t jump into relationships. Give yourself a break.

PISCES Feb. 19-Mar. 20: Seek advice from one who has been there. Experience is the best teacher. Listen carefully.


Marriage (A Child’s View)

  1. How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
    No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with. — Kristen,10
  1. What Is The Right Age To Get Married?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. — Camille, 10
  1. How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
    You might have to guess on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. — Derrick, 8
  1. What Do You Think Your Mum & Dad Have In Common?
    Both don’t want any more kids. — Lori, age 8
  1. What Do Most People Do On A Date?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. — Lynnette, 8
  1. When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
    When they’re rich. — Pam,7
  1. Is It Better To Be Single Or Married?
    It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. — Anita,9 (bless you, child)

A Small Kindness

While riding a train in China, a young woman noticed a little girl watching her. Realizing that the glitter on her cheeks so fascinated the little girl, she asked the girl’s parents if she could put some on her. A few minutes later, the parents said that the little girl was mute and severely disabled. After the glitter had been applied, the little girl’s face lit up in a big smile, as did the parents’ faces. It was then that the young woman found out that this was the first time the little girl had ever smiled.


We never know what joy and blessings we may give with a small act of kindness. 


The Last Word

It’s amazing how grandparents seem so young… once you become one.


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