“Christmas Day is in our grasp,
As long as we have hands to grasp!
Christmas Day will always be,
Just as long as we have we!
Welcome Christmas while we stand,
Heart to Heart, and hand in hand!”
— Dr. Seuss
On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors, pointing out some of her rules:
“The female sleeping quarters will be out of bounds to all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time, $60 the second time, and being caught the third time will cost you $180! Are there any questions?”
At this point, an older lady named Alice stood up in the crowd and inquired, “How much for a season pass?”
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Aries Mar. 21 – Apr. 19: Put on a happy face this holiday season and loved ones will appreciate it – more than you know!
Taurus Apr. 20 – May 20: Someone could feel resentment toward you. Seek out and be extra kind to them. That’s the best remedy.
Gemini May 21 – June 20: Stop! Wait … something is coming that could change your life … if you let it!
Cancer June 21 – July 22: Concerns about financial health blossom, but now you’ve a chance to turn it around before it gets too big.
Leo July 23 – Aug. 22: Pictures from the past will come to the forefront. Glean only what you need today and let the rest go – for good!
Virgo Aug. 23 – Sept. 22: Morning is the time for renewal. You’re at the beginning of your own “morning” time of life.
Libra Sept. 23 – Oct. 22: Pour on the praise [genuinely] to a loved one or associate who needs it now, and watch how their flower blooms!
Scorpio Oct. 23 – Nov. 21: Behaving like an idiot may have worked for you in the past, but those days are gone! Be respectful, kind and patient.
Sagittarius Nov. 22 – Dec. 21: As visions of sugar plums dance in your head, enjoy it while it lasts, then get back to work!
Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19: Picture yourself where you want to be this time next year and start laying the groundwork to make it a reality.
Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18: Many paths lead to where you want to be. Pick one. Nothing will begin to happen until you do.
Pisces Feb. 19 – Mar. 20: There’s still enough time to avert a disaster. Seek out the guidance of others who have been there.
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An old man said: “Erasers are for those who make mistakes.”
A youth replied: “Erasers are made for those who are willing to correct their mistakes!”
“I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”
— Charles Dickens