July 29, 2026
On The Upside with Marley
The Beauty of Ordinary Days
Have you ever noticed how often we wait for life to become special before we allow ourselves to enjoy it?
We look forward to vacations, birthdays, holidays and major milestones as though they’re the only dates worthy of our excitement. Yet when we look back years later, the memories that warm our hearts usually aren’t the grand events at all. They’re the ordinary Tuesday evenings that somehow became unforgettable.
They’re the unexpected visit from an old friend. The spontaneous ice cream stop after supper. Sitting around the kitchen table long after the meal is over because nobody wants the conversation to end. Watching grandchildren discover something for the first time. Walking the dog while the sun quietly disappears behind the trees.
Ordinary days rarely announce themselves as important. They simply arrive, one after another, offering us countless opportunities to notice something beautiful.
The trouble is that we’re often so busy planning tomorrow that we overlook today.
Life doesn’t need fireworks to be meaningful. It simply asks us to pay attention.
This summer, take a few extra moments to slow down. Watch the birds instead of rushing past them. Sit on the dock a little longer. Visit someone you’ve been meaning to call. Tell people you appreciate them while they can still hear the words.
Years from now, you probably won’t remember every appointment you kept or every errand you completed.
But you’ll remember how ordinary days quietly became some of the happiest chapters of your life.
Sometimes the best days are the ones that never appeared on the calendar.
Five Tiny Habits That Make Life Better
Improving your life doesn’t always require dramatic changes. In fact, psychologists have found that small, consistent habits often create the biggest long-term improvements.
Start with gratitude. Taking just a minute each day to appreciate something positive shifts your attention away from what you lack and toward what you already have.
Smile at strangers. You may never know how much a simple smile changes someone’s day.
Spend less time looking at your phone and more time looking around you. Interesting conversations, beautiful scenery and unexpected opportunities rarely happen on a screen.
Learn one new thing each week. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a recipe, a historical fact or a practical skill. Curiosity keeps the mind active.
Finally, don’t underestimate kindness. Holding a door, writing a thank-you note or helping a neighbour costs very little but often creates lasting memories for everyone involved.
Small habits don’t seem important in the moment.
Years later, they often become the reason life feels richer.
The World’s Friendliest Competition
Every neighbourhood has one.
It’s the person whose tomatoes are somehow always bigger than everyone else’s.
The funny thing is that gardeners rarely compete by arguing. Instead, they quietly compare zucchini sizes over backyard fences and politely insist they “didn’t do anything special this year.”
The truth?
They absolutely did.
They watered faithfully, pulled weeds before breakfast and talked to their plants when nobody was watching.
Whether talking to tomatoes actually helps remains up for debate.
But the neighbours certainly enjoy hearing about it.
The Honest Mechanic
A customer walked into a garage and asked, “Can you fix my brakes?”
The mechanic replied, “Certainly.”
“How much will it cost?”
“That depends.”
“On what?”
“Whether you want them to stop the car… or just slow down your in-laws.”
Fishing Advice
A grandfather took his grandson fishing for the very first time.
After an hour without a bite, the boy sighed.
“Grandpa, do fish always ignore us?”
Grandpa smiled.
“No.”
“When don’t they?”
“When they’re telling their own fishing stories.”
The Library
A man whispered to the librarian,
“Do you have any books about paranoia?”
She leaned in and whispered,
“They’re right behind you.”
The New Neighbour
A new neighbour knocked on the door carrying a pie.
“I thought I’d introduce myself.”
“That’s very thoughtful,” said the homeowner.
“I hope you like blueberry.”
“We do.”
“Wonderful,” the neighbour smiled.
“Because I’d like my pie plate back tomorrow.”
Editor’s Quote Book
“Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.”
—Robert Brault
Trivia Quiz
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Your Horoscope
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Aries Mar. 21 – Apr. 19: A simple conversation may spark an idea that grows into something surprisingly rewarding.
Taurus Apr. 20 – May 20: Slow down enough to appreciate today’s small victories. They matter more than you realize.
Gemini May 21 – Jun. 20: Curiosity leads you toward an enjoyable discovery. Ask one more question than usual.
Cancer Jun. 21 – Jul. 22: Family and close friends appreciate your steady support. Make time for shared laughter.
Leo Jul. 23 – Aug. 22: Your optimism becomes contagious. Someone nearby benefits from your encouraging attitude.
Virgo Aug. 23 – Sep. 22: A well-earned break helps you return with fresh energy and a clearer perspective.
Libra Sep. 23 – Oct. 22: Kindness offered without expectation comes back to you in an unexpected way.
Scorpio Oct. 23 – Nov. 21: Trust your instincts when making a small decision. They are sharper than you think.
Sagittarius Nov. 22 – Dec. 21: Adventure may be closer than expected. Explore somewhere you’ve never visited nearby.
Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19: Organization today creates more free time later in the week. Your future self will thank you.
Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18: A creative idea deserves your attention. Write it down before it slips away.
Pisces Feb. 19 – Mar. 20: Music, nature and good company combine to create a wonderfully peaceful day.
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Bird Is The Word
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Prophecy
A man is shipwrecked and washes ashore on a remote island. Before he can catch his breath, he’s surrounded by a group of heavily armed locals.
“I’m done for!” he cries.
A booming voice from the sky replies, “No, you’re not. Listen carefully and do exactly as I say.”
“See the leader? Grab the spear from the person beside you and drive it straight through the leader’s heart.”
Terrified but desperate, the man does exactly that.
The crowd falls silent. Every pair of eyes turns toward him.
The man looks up and asks, “Now what?”
The voice from the sky replies,
“Now….. you’re done for.”
Wanna Bet?
Two caterpillars were crawling along a leaf when a butterfly flew past overhead.
One caterpillar turned to the other one and said: “You’ll never get me up in one of those things !”
Drink The Koolaid
A worried man goes to see his priest. “Father, I am worried. I think that my wife is trying to poison me.”
Said the priest: “Hold on my son, let me talk to your wife and come back to see me tomorrow, then I shall be able to give you some advice.”
The following day the man aging comed to his priest who tells him: “Well my son, I have talked to your wife for nearly two hours. My advise to you is :Take the poison”
The Milk Bath
One woman had always wanted to take a bath in a tub filled with warm milk. So she called the dairyman out to measure the tub and find out how much milk she would need and how much it would cost.
He began measuring and asked her, “Do you want it pasteurized?”
And she said, “No, just up to my chin would be fine.”
Marley’s Video Pick
What Makes a Good Life? Lessons from the Longest Study on Happiness
What really leads to a happy and fulfilling life? Is it wealth, success, or fame? In this engaging TED Talk, psychiatrist Robert Waldinger shares insights from one of the longest studies ever conducted on adult life. The research points to a simple but powerful conclusion: strong, meaningful relationships are one of the greatest predictors of long-term happiness and health.
Whether it’s family, friends, neighbours or simply taking time to connect with others, this video is a thoughtful reminder that the best investments we make are often in the people around us.
The Last Word
“Ordinary moments become extraordinary memories when we take the time to truly live them.”


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Hi Sharon, We take great pleasure in sending you a new edition every week, and then we have the pleasure of having you approve of it.
BG.
What a way to start 2025 Brian! The jokes were hilarious, the quiz was challenging, and the music video an exquisite compiliation of conductor expertise. You can be sure I’ll be coming back to this week’s edition all month long!
Thank you, Lynn; your comments will spur us to provide you and all our readers with content to start each week with a similar response. By the way, did you know that you can read two years of back issues. Go to the home page, scroll down to Perkolator archives and read all our back issues. BG
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Every now and then, when a particular written word moves me, I take a snapshot of it and tuck it away in my ‘Lessons Learned’ file. This edition of ‘BG’s Positively Speaking’ titled “I Can Hear You” is one of them. Thanks for your continuing words of wisdom. Always much appreciated!
Who said…”It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you don’t care who gets the credit?” President Harry Truman.
My grandmother had a similar saying: .”More haste, more waste”.
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