February 04, 2025
On The Upside with Marley
From Rest Comes Inspiration
We live in a world where people are constantly on the go, always trying to get more done. Rest is often seen as something you earn only after the work is finished. But creativity does not work that way. Ideas rarely come when you are exhausted. More often, creativity appears when the mind is calm and quiet—during moments of rest. Rest is not the enemy of productivity; it is essential to it.
When deadlines are approaching, the natural reaction is to push harder. People work longer hours, take fewer breaks, and add more pressure. While this may produce short-term results, it often causes long-term problems. Mental fatigue makes it harder to think clearly or generate new ideas. Instead of seeing solutions, the mind repeats old thoughts, makes avoidable mistakes, and struggles with problems that are actually simple. Deadlines combined with exhaustion narrow our thinking rather than sharpen it.
Rest, even for short periods, gives the brain a chance to reset. Stepping away from a task allows the mind to stop forcing solutions and begin processing subconsciously. This is often when new ideas surface, while resting, walking, or doing something unrelated. Rest provides perspective and helps us see challenges from a fresh angle.
Taking time to rest does not mean giving up on responsibilities. It means working smarter. A short break can prevent hours of rework. A rested mind can prioritize more effectively, communicate more clearly, and solve problems faster. Productivity is not measured by how many hours are worked, but by the quality of the results produced.
Ironically, when we feel too busy to rest is often when we need it most. Even a few minutes to breathe, stretch, or pause can dramatically improve focus and momentum. Rest creates space, and in that space inspiration grows.
By treating rest as part of the process rather than a reward at the end, we build sustainable productivity. From rest comes inspiration—and from inspiration comes work that is not only faster, but better.
A good rest can create clarity & inspiration while making productivity smarter and stronger.
Cats and Men
Isn’t it unfair that women love cats? Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come when you call, they like to stay out all night and when they are at home they like to be left alone to sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Dog Bragging Contest
A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter. “My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, “that every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.” “I know,” says the second owner. “How do you know?” “My dog told me.”
What Do I Look Like?
A newly wed couple moves into their house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says!
WIFE: Honey, you know in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?
HUSBAND: What do I look like Mr. Plumber?
A few days go by and he comes home from work!
WIFE: Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?
HUSBAND: What do I look like Mr. Goodwrench?
The next day the husband comes back home from work! The plumbing is fixed, so is the roof and so is the car! He asked his wife what happened.
WIFE: Oh, I had a handyman come fix them.
HUSBAND: How much did it cost?
WIFE: Nothing, he said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or took him to bed!
HUSBAND: Did you make that amazing Chocolate Swirl Cake?
WIFE: Do I look like Laura Secord?

My Husband The Undertaker
Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the source of the pain.
My husband decided not to have me call in sick for him until we knew what was wrong. When the results came back, the nurse informed us that, true to our suspicions, he was suffering from a kidney stone.
I turned to my husband and asked, “Would you like me to call the funeral home now?” With an alarmed look, the nurse quickly said, “Ma’am, he’s not THAT sick!”
The Grammar God
I was feeling a little annoyed one night when the devil snuck up to me and handed me a note that said “Your not strong enough to withstand this storm”
So I whispered back to him “You’re”
Nuts About Love
Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and crafts. As I went to pay, I noticed the young woman behind the counter was painting a sign. ‘Why the new sign?’ I asked. ‘My boyfriend didn’t approve of the old one,’ she said. When I glanced at what hung above the counter, I understood. It declared: “Local Honey Dates Nuts.”
Some Cats Are Allergic To People!

Editors Quote Book
“The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.”
—Khalil Gibran
Trivia Quiz – Famous Canadians
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Meet The Youngest Doctor In The World
A 13-year-old girl was accepted to the University of Alabama’s medical school!!! THE 2ND YOUNGEST EVER!
Your Horoscope
For Amusement Only
Taurus April 20 – May 20: Practical decisions around work or finances bring relief. Trust steady progress over quick results.
Gemini May 21 – June 20: A conversation clarifies mixed signals. Honest dialogue helps restore balance and mutual understanding.
Cancer June 21 – July 22: Emotional awareness sharpens your judgment. A supportive gesture strengthens an important relationship.
Leo July 23 – August 22: Leadership is required in a shared responsibility. Stay calm and decisive to keep matters on track.
Virgo August 23 – September 22: Organization improves efficiency. Small adjustments to routine create long-term benefits.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21: Focused effort delivers meaningful progress. Trust your instincts when navigating sensitive matters.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21: A change in plans offers unexpected advantages. Remain flexible and open to alternatives.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19: Consistent dedication earns quiet recognition. Let results speak louder than explanations.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18: Collaboration sparks creativity. Sharing ideas leads to solutions you wouldn’t reach alone.
Pisces February 19 – March 20: Reflection brings emotional clarity. Listening inward helps guide your next step.
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Seniors Texting Codes
ATD: At The Doctors
BFF: Best Friend Fell
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFLACGU: Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can’t Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
The Last Word
Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all people cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.

And our heartfelt thanx to you, Brian Garvey for coming up with the PERK idea 30 years ago. I and many others have enjoyed and will continue to enjoy the publication for hopefully years to come.
I commend you!
WELL DONE !
The May 1st edition was the best I’ve read since becoming a follower. Positively Speaking……logical and smack on, the quiz, difficult but for the first time ever I’m 8 for 8! The bog island vid…who’d a thunk?
I can’t be all positive though.
The sand which board with I b4 e was a tough one for my aging eyes.
Lastly, could your font be slightly larger with the adds just a wee bit smaller.
So many magazines, internet articles, etc have yet to learn that their main audience is aging and eyes are not what they were of days past.
Keep up the good work.
PS: Adds work. I’ve used more than one company you’ve listed with total satisfaction (politicians excepted)
Hi Dave. Firstly thanks so much for the comments. I’m not the writer of this stuff just the web guy. While reading anything that you find is too small on the internet generally all you need to do is hit your Control and the plus key or minus key together to increase or decrease the size of things. I’m afraid if we reduce the ads any smaller they won’t be readable and of course it’s due to their investment in the Perkolator that the publication can actually exist 🙂 Happy Spring.
Today’s edition is the same as last weeks.
Apologies Howard. It’s now fixed. The automation wasn’t automatic!!!
Please don’t change anything, I look forward to my weekly paper
We’re glad to hear that you’re enjoying The Perkolator.. You keep reading it and we will keep it coming.
Why, when I’m already a subscriber must the pop up SUBSCRIBE for double your pleasure pop up in the first place? Oh, I just realized, you can’t have pop ups in your printed newsletter.
Silly me.
As well. Without being “logged into” a website, there’s no way for it to determine who you are. SO it displays for everyone 🙂
Lately your articles seem to be very anti-woman. I’m most certainly going to stop reading!
Good day Jessica. I do hope that you are still reading The Perkolator. Although you don’t say which articles you found objectionable, I can assure you that we, at The Perkolator, are not anti-women. In fact, if we look back to past issues men are the Butt of more jokes and stories than are women. In our world we need to find the humour in our words, habits, situations, and actions more often, whether we are male of female. The ability to laugh at ourselves and our humanness allows us to cope better with the stresses in life. I hope that you will consider continuing to read The Perkolator, understanding that we are only joking and mean no offense.
Best Regards.
Brian G