February 11, 2025


On The Upside with Marley

An Example Of The Power Of Selflessness

A few summers ago, my spouse and I went down to the city for a Blue Jays game with a close couple from our neighbourhood. We started the evening with dinner, laughing and talking like friends do. One of them couldn’t finish her meal and asked for it to be boxed up. I remember thinking—almost dismissively—that’s going to be awkward to carry into a ball game.

As we walked toward Rogers Centre, swept up in the noise and energy of the city, we passed a homeless man sitting quietly on the sidewalk. Without hesitation, she stopped. She knelt down, handed him the container of food, met his eyes, and then stood up and kept walking. No pause. No announcement. No expectation of thanks. It was as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

I hadn’t known them very long at that point, but in that moment I learned something important about her—and about kindness. I was caught off guard, deeply moved. I witnessed the quiet power of selfless giving. And what struck me most was what didn’t happen next: she never mentioned it. Neither did we. There was no need. That’s how real generosity works.

It wasn’t kindness performed for applause. There was no camera, no social media post, no manufactured moment where dignity is exchanged for content. No one was asked to suffer publicly so someone else could feel virtuous online. It was simply one human recognizing another and responding with compassion.

If the world needs anything right now, it’s more of that. No clicks. No follows. No performance. Just small, genuine acts of care, done quietly and often. We can all do this—every day—without a second thought. And when we do, we make the world a little more human.

Selflessness, isn’t for show, and the profoundness of it when witnessed is life changing


I Didn’t Know That!!

  • Earth’s rotation is gradually slowing, adding about 1.8 seconds to each day every 100 years.

  • The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, a term coined in ancient times to mock wordy writers.

  • Chainsaws were originally medical tools, invented in 18th-century Scotland to assist difficult childbirths. Did you just say Ouch?

  • Avocados are fruit, specifically classified as single-seeded berries.

  • The Eiffel Tower grows about 15 cm in summer as heat causes the metal to expand.

  • Allodoxaphobia is the fear of other people’s opinions. Do you know someone affected?

  • Australia is wider than the moon, stretching nearly 4,000 km east to west.

  • Mellifluous describes a sound that’s smooth, flowing, and pleasant to hear.

  • Before fame, the Spice Girls were called Touch, a name they felt was too bland.

  • In Switzerland, owning only one guinea pig is illegal since they require companionship.

  • Ancient Romans dropped toast into wine for health, giving rise to the phrase “raise a toast.”

  • A shrimp’s heart is in its head, and its organs float freely in its blood.


Buried Treasure in Oshawa?

Oshawa tells a salty tale of a buried army pay chest, said to hold £37,000—near $100,000 in gold. Two miles west of today’s harbour lies Stone’s Cove and Rogers’ Beach, once open waters when Lake Ontario ran higher.

So the story goes: during wartime, a sloop called the Mary Ann was hauling military wages from Kingston to York when she was chased by American ships under Commodore Chauncey. Outgunned, the crew ran her ashore at Bonniebrae, hid her in the creek, buried the strongbox, and fled.

The Americans found the ship abandoned and burned or scuttled her, but the treasure was nowhere to be found. Some say it was tossed into the marshy shallows; others claim it was buried nearby to be recovered later—a plan that never came to pass.

To this day, the gold remains lost… waiting for a lucky soul with a shovel and a bit o’ nerve.

If this makes you want to talk like a pirate… Here’s an online pirate speak converter, for your amusement.


Arr Some Pirate Humour!

A pirate goes to the doctor to have the spots on his arm examined. The doctor says: “They’re benign.”
The pirate replies: “no, no doc, there be eleven. I counted them before I came here.”
*  *  *  *  *  *  *
Q. What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
A. One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a tumbling rummy.
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Q. Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches under the ground?
A. Because booty is only shin deep!
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Q. What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A. A Squashbuckler!!!


Editors Quote Book

“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.”

Robert Louis Stevenson


Comedian Trivia Quiz

(Click Question For Answer)


1. Which comedian is known for the catchphrase 'Here's Johnny!'?
Ed McMahon.

2. Who was the first stand-up comedian to host Saturday Night Live?
George Carlin.

3. Which comedian starred in the 1988 film 'Coming to America'?
Eddie Murphy.

4. Which comedian starred in the films 'The Mask' and 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective'?
Jim Carrey.

5. Who was known as the 'King of One-Liners'?
Rodney Dangerfield.

6. Which comedian played Mrs. Doubtfire in the 1993 film of the same name?
Robin Williams.

7. Who was the first female comedian to host a late-night talk show in the U.S.?
Joan Rivers.

8. Which Canadian comedian created the character Austin Powers?
Mike Myers.

9. Who famously said, 'I don't get no respect'?
Rodney Dangerfield.

10. Who is the British comedian known for creating and playing Mr. Bean?
Rowan Atkinson.


Your Horoscope

For Amusement Only

Aries March 21 – April 19: Energy builds as an opportunity reappears. Take decisive steps, but be mindful of others’ pace.

Taurus April 20 – May 20: Steady choices bring reassurance. Focus on practical matters and progress comes naturally.

Gemini May 21 – June 20: A conversation clears up misunderstandings. Honest communication restores harmony.

Cancer June 21 – July 22: Emotional insight guides your decisions. A kind gesture strengthens an important bond.

Leo July 23 – August 22: Responsibility calls for confident leadership. Staying composed helps keep projects on track.

Virgo August 23 – September 22: Attention to detail pays off. Small tweaks now prevent larger issues later.

Libra September 23 – October 22: Connections bring opportunities. Be thoughtful about where you dedicate your energy.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21: Focused persistence moves things forward. Trust your instincts when handling sensitive matters.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21: Flexibility brings unexpected benefits. Adapting to changes opens new paths.

Capricorn December 22 – January 19: Steady commitment earns recognition. Let your work speak for itself.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18: Collaboration sparks innovation. Sharing ideas helps you discover better solutions.

Pisces February 19 – March 20: Reflection deepens understanding. Quiet moments provide clarity for your next step.



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Speaking Of Treasure Hunts

Did you know an organization called The Great Canadian Treasure Hunt has hidden 1.3 millions dollars in gold in Canada somewhere and you can get clue to find it on their website Here?  Somewhere in Canada, a treasure chest filled with $1 million in gold lies hidden—waiting for a bold adventurer to uncover it. But that’s not all. Over the next 12 months, 12 additional hunts will offer $25,000 prizes, giving treasure seekers even more chances to win.

 


Last Day Of Hunting

On the first day of the deer hunting season, a hunter falls out of a deer stand and breaks both his legs. “Why couldn’t this happen on my last day of hunting?!” the hunter cries to the doctor. “It did,” the doctor replies.

 


Growing Up In Music

A kid says to his mother, “Mom, when I grow up I want to be a musician.”

She replied: “I’m sorry honey, but you can’t do both.”


The Missing Dollar Riddle.  Can You Solve It?

Three guests check into a hotel room. The manager says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the manager realizes the bill should only have been $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 as five one-dollar bills to return to the guests.

On the way to the guests’ room to refund the money, the bellhop realizes that he cannot equally divide the five one-dollar bills among the three guests. As the guests are not aware of the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 back and keep $2 as a tip for himself, and proceeds to do so.

As each guest got $1 back, each guest only paid $9, bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop kept $2, which when added to the $27, comes to $29. So if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?


The Last Word

I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change…
I am changing the things I cannot accept!


13 Comments

  1. YKW McKenna says:

    And our heartfelt thanx to you, Brian Garvey for coming up with the PERK idea 30 years ago. I and many others have enjoyed and will continue to enjoy the publication for hopefully years to come.
    I commend you!

  2. Dave says:

    WELL DONE !
    The May 1st edition was the best I’ve read since becoming a follower. Positively Speaking……logical and smack on, the quiz, difficult but for the first time ever I’m 8 for 8! The bog island vid…who’d a thunk?
    I can’t be all positive though.
    The sand which board with I b4 e was a tough one for my aging eyes.
    Lastly, could your font be slightly larger with the adds just a wee bit smaller.
    So many magazines, internet articles, etc have yet to learn that their main audience is aging and eyes are not what they were of days past.
    Keep up the good work.
    PS: Adds work. I’ve used more than one company you’ve listed with total satisfaction (politicians excepted)

    • MGraphics says:

      Hi Dave. Firstly thanks so much for the comments. I’m not the writer of this stuff just the web guy. While reading anything that you find is too small on the internet generally all you need to do is hit your Control and the plus key or minus key together to increase or decrease the size of things. I’m afraid if we reduce the ads any smaller they won’t be readable and of course it’s due to their investment in the Perkolator that the publication can actually exist 🙂 Happy Spring.

    • Nina Davies says:

      why do l keep getting the same perkolator every month for the S Muskoka edition. this is the same issue running from Jan.2026.

      • Hi Nina

        The Perkolator doesn’t actually publish monthly, it publishes weekly. I cannot see what you’re seeing of course. However I have reviewed the website thoroughly and including the last 5 weeks Perkolator’s and there’s no duplication. The only thing I can determine is if you’re clicking on an old email from last month and expecting last months perkolator. Clicking on the link in your subscription email will always take you to the latest edition regardless of how old the email is. Perhaps that’s where the issue lies.

        Thanks for reading!

  3. Howard Brooks says:

    Today’s edition is the same as last weeks.

  4. Clara says:

    Please don’t change anything, I look forward to my weekly paper

  5. YKW McKenna says:

    Why, when I’m already a subscriber must the pop up SUBSCRIBE for double your pleasure pop up in the first place? Oh, I just realized, you can’t have pop ups in your printed newsletter.
    Silly me.

  6. Jessica Thibodeau says:

    Lately your articles seem to be very anti-woman. I’m most certainly going to stop reading!

    • Brian Garvey says:

      Good day Jessica. I do hope that you are still reading The Perkolator. Although you don’t say which articles you found objectionable, I can assure you that we, at The Perkolator, are not anti-women. In fact, if we look back to past issues men are the Butt of more jokes and stories than are women. In our world we need to find the humour in our words, habits, situations, and actions more often, whether we are male of female. The ability to laugh at ourselves and our humanness allows us to cope better with the stresses in life. I hope that you will consider continuing to read The Perkolator, understanding that we are only joking and mean no offense.
      Best Regards.
      Brian G

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