April 22, 2026


On The Upside with Marley

Overthinking feels like control, but it quietly destroys change

I am the absolute WORST at this.  Overthinking traps us in an endless loop of “what ifs” and worst-case scenarios, convincing us that more thought will somehow make the outcome safer. But change doesn’t come from perfect plans, it comes from movement. And overthinking replaces movement with hesitation.

Every time we replay a decision, second-guess a step, or imagine ten different outcomes, we drain the energy that could have been used to act. What starts as caution turns into paralysis. Days pass. Opportunities close. The moment that once felt possible slowly fades into regret.

Overthinking also distorts reality. It magnifies risks and minimizes our ability to handle them. We begin to believe we need certainty before we begin, when in truth, certainty is something that only comes after we take the first step. Growth is messy. Change is uncertain. And waiting until everything feels “right” often means waiting forever.

Worse still, overthinking erodes confidence. The more we question ourselves, the less we trust our instincts. We start to feel stuck not because we lack ability, but because we’ve trained ourselves not to move without perfect clarity. And that clarity rarely arrives.

Meanwhile, life continues to move forward without us.

The truth is, change is built on imperfect action. It’s built on trying, adjusting, failing, and trying again. The people who grow aren’t the ones who think the most—they’re the ones who act despite the noise in their minds.

Breaking free from overthinking isn’t about silencing your thoughts completely. It’s about choosing to move anyway. To take one small step, even when doubt is loud. Because momentum creates clarity, not the other way around.

And once you move, even just a little, you realize something powerful: you were never as stuck as your thoughts made you believe.


Sourtoe Cocktail??

The Sourtoe Cocktail is a famous Dawson City, Yukon tradition since 1973, featuring a shot of whisky (usually Yukon Jack) garnished with a real, dehydrated human toe. Served at the Downtown Hotel’s Sourdough Saloon, participants must touch the toe to their lips to join the exclusive Sourtoe Cocktail Club.

The Golden Rule

To officially join the Sourtoe Cocktail Club, you must follow one strict rule: “You can drink it fast, you can drink it slow, but your lips must touch that gnarly toe.”

Key Details

The Drink: You typically order a shot of Yukon Jack (a honey-based whiskey liqueur), though any spirit that is at least 40% alcohol (80 proof) is allowed to ensure the toe remains preserved.
Cost: It costs approximately $12–$16 USD, which includes the shot, the “toe fee,” and a signed certificate of completion.

The Fine: Swallowing or stealing the toe is strictly forbidden. After several incidents—including a man who deliberately swallowed a toe in 2013—the fine was increased to $2,500.

Availability: “Toe time” generally happens nightly, often between 6:00 PM and 10:00 PM (or later) at the Sourdough Saloon.

History & Origin

The Legend: The tradition dates back to the 1920s Prohibition era. Rum-runner Louie Linken suffered severe frostbite on his big toe during a blizzard. To prevent gangrene, his brother Otto amputated it with a woodcutting axe.

The Discovery: They preserved the toe in a jar of alcohol, which was found decades later in 1973 by Captain Dick Stevenson in an abandoned cabin.
The Club: Stevenson established the Sourtoe Cocktail Club that same year. Since its inception, over 100,000 members from around the world have been initiated. The saloon now uses “toe-nations” from donors who have lost digits due to frostbite or medical conditions to keep the tradition alive.  Yea… Yuk!


How Not To Convert A Bear

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi decide to test who’s most convincing in their calling. Each heads into the woods with the same goal: convert a bear.

They meet up afterward to compare results:

The priest goes first. “I came across a large bear, read from the catechism, and blessed him with holy water. He’s already preparing for his first communion.”

The pastor nods. “I found mine down by the river. I shared the Word, and the bear was so moved he let me baptize him right there.”

They both turn to the rabbi, who’s lying in a hospital bed, wrapped head to toe in bandages.

He winces and says, “In hindsight… I probably shouldn’t have opened with the circumcision.”


Misfortune Cookie

Sad after the funeral of a friend, my wife and I went into a Chinese restaurant for a rest and a meal. Talking about the funeral and how short life is and you never know when your number will be called. Then I read the fortune cookie: “You will soon be reunited with a good friend.”


Editors Quote Book

“There is a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in.”

Leonard Cohen


Trivia Quiz

(Click Question For Answer)

1. What is the longest river in South America?
The Amazon River.

2. What is the only U.S. state to border just one other state?
Maine.
3. Who composed the opera 'The Magic Flute'?
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

4. What is the capital of Mongolia?
Ulaanbaatar.

5. What is the only U.S. state to border just one other state?
Maine.
6. Which scientist proposed the uncertainty principle?
Werner Heisenberg.

7. What is the name of the deepest ocean trench?
The Mariana Trench.
8. Which country has the most fresh water lakes in the world?
Canada.

9. What is the capital city of Kazakhstan?
Astana.

10. What is the SI unit of electric current?
The ampere.


Not for the faint of heart!

 


Your Horoscope

For Amusement Only

Aries Mar. 21 – Apr. 19: Energy rises steadily. Direct your focus toward meaningful goals and avoid distractions that pull you off course.

Taurus Apr. 20 – May 20: Steady effort leads to gains. A practical adjustment today improves both comfort and long-term stability.

Gemini May 21 – Jun. 20: New information shifts perspective. Stay curious, ask questions, and clarity will follow naturally.

Cancer Jun. 21 – Jul. 22: Emotional balance matters now. Set boundaries gently and give yourself space to recharge.

Leo Jul. 23 – Aug. 22: Confidence draws attention. Use your influence wisely and support others while pursuing your own goals.

Virgo Aug. 23 – Sep. 22: Details require care. Taking extra time now prevents complications and builds stronger outcomes.

Libra Sep. 23 – Oct. 22: Harmony improves with honesty. Express your needs clearly and listen with equal care.

Scorpio Oct. 23 – Nov. 21: Insight deepens understanding. Trust your instincts and move forward with quiet confidence.

Sagittarius Nov. 22 – Dec. 21: Exploration brings growth. A new direction may offer more promise than expected.

Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19: Discipline supports progress. Stay consistent and let results build at a steady pace.

Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18: Innovation sparks change. Looking at things differently reveals a better solution.

Pisces Feb. 19 – Mar. 20: Compassion creates connection. Offering support strengthens bonds and lifts your own spirit.



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A Man Walks Into A Bar

A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender “what’s with the meat?”

The bartender says, “If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you have to pay for everyone else’s drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?”

The man takes another look at the meat, then says, “I think I’ll pass. The steaks are too high.”

* * * * * * *

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.

A minute later he hears “You look great. Have you lost weight?” He looks around, but there’s no one near.

Again, a minute later, he hears “You know, you don’t look a day over 30.” Looks around again, no one but him and the bartender, so he asks “Did you hear that?”

The bartender says “It’s the peanuts. They’re complimentary.”

* * * * * * *

Guy walks into a bar, grabs a seat and orders a whiskey double, neat. The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy and brings it right over.

The gentleman reaches into his blazer searching frantically. This catches the bartenders attention so he monitors the patron out the corner of his eye. Finally the man finds what he’s looking for and sighs a sigh of relief.

He pulls out a straw and takes a sip of his whiskey. The perplexed bartender grabs his attention “I’m terribly sorry sir, was your glass dirty?”

To which the man replies surprised “oh no no everything’s fine! I just promised my wife I’d never put my lips on another glass of whiskey again.”


The Anniversary Tear

A wife finds her husband crying at the kitchen table at 3 a.m.. “What’s wrong?” she asks. He says, “Remember 20 years ago when your dad caught us in the car and said, ‘Marry her or go to jail for 20 years’?” She nods tearfully. He sobs, “I’d be a free man today!”.


A Budgeting Lesson

At the store, a husband puts a $30 case of beer in the cart. His wife makes him put it back, saying they can’t afford it. Later, she puts a $60 jar of face cream in the cart. When he asks why, she says, “It makes me look beautiful.” He replies, “So does the beer, and it’s half the price!”.


The Wishing Well

A husband and wife come across a wishing well. The wife leans over, makes a silent wish, and tosses in a penny. The husband decides to make a wish too, but he leans over too far, loses his balance, and falls right in. The wife looks down and whispers, “Wow, it really works!”.


The Last Word

“Success is rarely a single dramatic moment. It is usually the result of many quiet days when you simply refused to quit.”


13 Comments

  1. YKW McKenna says:

    And our heartfelt thanx to you, Brian Garvey for coming up with the PERK idea 30 years ago. I and many others have enjoyed and will continue to enjoy the publication for hopefully years to come.
    I commend you!

  2. Dave says:

    WELL DONE !
    The May 1st edition was the best I’ve read since becoming a follower. Positively Speaking……logical and smack on, the quiz, difficult but for the first time ever I’m 8 for 8! The bog island vid…who’d a thunk?
    I can’t be all positive though.
    The sand which board with I b4 e was a tough one for my aging eyes.
    Lastly, could your font be slightly larger with the adds just a wee bit smaller.
    So many magazines, internet articles, etc have yet to learn that their main audience is aging and eyes are not what they were of days past.
    Keep up the good work.
    PS: Adds work. I’ve used more than one company you’ve listed with total satisfaction (politicians excepted)

    • MGraphics says:

      Hi Dave. Firstly thanks so much for the comments. I’m not the writer of this stuff just the web guy. While reading anything that you find is too small on the internet generally all you need to do is hit your Control and the plus key or minus key together to increase or decrease the size of things. I’m afraid if we reduce the ads any smaller they won’t be readable and of course it’s due to their investment in the Perkolator that the publication can actually exist 🙂 Happy Spring.

    • Nina Davies says:

      why do l keep getting the same perkolator every month for the S Muskoka edition. this is the same issue running from Jan.2026.

      • Hi Nina

        The Perkolator doesn’t actually publish monthly, it publishes weekly. I cannot see what you’re seeing of course. However I have reviewed the website thoroughly and including the last 5 weeks Perkolator’s and there’s no duplication. The only thing I can determine is if you’re clicking on an old email from last month and expecting last months perkolator. Clicking on the link in your subscription email will always take you to the latest edition regardless of how old the email is. Perhaps that’s where the issue lies.

        Thanks for reading!

  3. Howard Brooks says:

    Today’s edition is the same as last weeks.

  4. Clara says:

    Please don’t change anything, I look forward to my weekly paper

  5. YKW McKenna says:

    Why, when I’m already a subscriber must the pop up SUBSCRIBE for double your pleasure pop up in the first place? Oh, I just realized, you can’t have pop ups in your printed newsletter.
    Silly me.

  6. Jessica Thibodeau says:

    Lately your articles seem to be very anti-woman. I’m most certainly going to stop reading!

    • Brian Garvey says:

      Good day Jessica. I do hope that you are still reading The Perkolator. Although you don’t say which articles you found objectionable, I can assure you that we, at The Perkolator, are not anti-women. In fact, if we look back to past issues men are the Butt of more jokes and stories than are women. In our world we need to find the humour in our words, habits, situations, and actions more often, whether we are male of female. The ability to laugh at ourselves and our humanness allows us to cope better with the stresses in life. I hope that you will consider continuing to read The Perkolator, understanding that we are only joking and mean no offense.
      Best Regards.
      Brian G

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