January 28, 2025
On The Upside with Marley
Are your principals flexible or rigid?
Standing up for your principles while remaining open-minded enough to refine them is one of the most powerful forms of personal strength. Principles are the backbone of character. They are the lines we draw when compromise is tempting, the compass that guides us when pressure pushes us to conform, and the foundation that allows us to look in the mirror and recognize ourselves. Without them, we become fluid in the worst way—shaped by convenience, fear, and the loudest voice in the room.
Yet principles lose their power when they harden into unexamined certainty. The world is vast, layered, and constantly changing. Growth demands the courage to admit that what we know today may be incomplete tomorrow. Open-mindedness is not the absence of conviction; it is the discipline to test our beliefs against new information, lived experience, and the perspectives of others. It is the humility to say, “I may be wrong,” without surrendering who we are.
The true strength lies in holding both at once. To stand firm without listening is to become brittle and defensive. To be endlessly flexible without a core is to drift, unanchored and undefined. But when conviction is paired with curiosity, something rare emerges: a person who is grounded yet evolving, steady yet capable of transformation.
This balance creates leaders instead of zealots, thinkers instead of followers, and builders instead of destroyers. It allows you to defend what matters without becoming hostile, to change your mind without losing your spine, and to grow without erasing your identity. In a world addicted to extremes, the ability to stand your ground while remaining open to growth is not just wisdom…. it is quiet, unshakable power.
Have the courage of your convictions but open your mind for revision!
Kids Say The Darnedest Things!
Parent: “Your shoes are on the wrong feet.”
Child: “I don’t have any other feet.”
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Teacher: “What is your favorite food?”
Student (excitedly): “My favorite food is ice cream, but I didn’t get to have much ice cream this summer because Mommy’s boyfriend used to take us for ice cream a lot…”
Me (curious but cautious): “Oh?”
Student (continuing to ramble): “…but Mommy got real mad at him. I don’t understand why she was mad. He was just wrestling with my aunt in the living room.”
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Child: “Mom, watch me jump my bike on this ramp.”
Mom: “Don’t you think you’re flirting with danger?”
Child: “Flirting, Mom? I’m dating it.”
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A mailman was delivering the mail one day, and a little girl came to the door. She looked up at him with a big smile and said, “Thank you, whaleman!”
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A little girl asked her friend, “Does your mom have a baby in her belly?”
The kid replied, “Oh, there’s every possible thing in there.”
My Friends The Penguins
A police officer pulls over a semi truck. He gets the usual license and registration, but hears strange noises coming from the trailer, so he decides to investigate. Inside, he finds 50 penguins.
“Sir, why do you have 50 penguins in your truck?” The officer asks the driver
“Well, they’re my friends, and we like to go on journeys together in my truck” the man replies
“I’m sorry, sir, but you can’t just own 50 penguins. I’m afraid you’re going to have to take them to the zoo.”
The man agrees and drives off. The next day, the same cop pulls the truck over and once again hears strange noises in the trailer. He goes to check and finds the same 50 penguins.
“I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday!” The cop angrily tells the driver
“I did take them to the zoo! They loved it! Today we’re going to the beach.”
Editors Quote Book
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”
—Dr Martin Luther King Jr
Trivia Quiz
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Your Horoscope
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Taurus Apr. 20 – May 20: Stability brings comfort now. Focus on practical matters and you will find reassurance in steady progress.
Gemini May 21 – June 20: A meaningful conversation could open new possibilities. Listen carefully, as an important detail may be revealed.
Cancer June 21 – July 22: Home and family matters come into focus. Small gestures of care will strengthen emotional bonds.
Leo July 23 – Aug 22: Creativity is highlighted. Express yourself boldly and let your talents shine without hesitation.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sept 22: Attention to detail will serve you well. A careful review of plans can prevent future complications.
Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21: Determination will help you overcome a lingering obstacle. Trust in your resilience and push forward.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21: Optimism lifts your mood. A positive outlook will attract opportunities that expand your horizons.
Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19: Discipline brings rewards. Consistent effort now lays the foundation for future achievement.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18: Connections with like-minded people inspire you. Collaboration could lead to an exciting new direction.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20: Imagination flows freely. Allow yourself to dream, and you may discover a fresh source of inspiration.
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A Trip Through The Welland Canal
The Welland Canal is a ship canal in Canada that runs 42 km (27.0 miles) from Port Colborne, Ontario on Lake Erie to Port Weller, Ontario on Lake Ontario. As part of the St. Lawrence Seaway, the canal allows ships to traverse the Niagara Escarpment and avoid Niagara Falls.
Marital Bliss
“It’s me talking to the wine.”
Every morning I like to remind my wife who’s in charge by holding a mirror up to her face.
I asked my wife which she liked better, my face or my body?
She said, “Your sense of humor.”
Arguing with your partner is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
A man approaches a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and says, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which the man replied, “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Ugly Baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Help Me Doc
Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked. “It’s not unusual” he replied.
Winter Yuk Yuk
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
The Last Word
Never underestimate the power you have to take your life in a new direction!

And our heartfelt thanx to you, Brian Garvey for coming up with the PERK idea 30 years ago. I and many others have enjoyed and will continue to enjoy the publication for hopefully years to come.
I commend you!
WELL DONE !
The May 1st edition was the best I’ve read since becoming a follower. Positively Speaking……logical and smack on, the quiz, difficult but for the first time ever I’m 8 for 8! The bog island vid…who’d a thunk?
I can’t be all positive though.
The sand which board with I b4 e was a tough one for my aging eyes.
Lastly, could your font be slightly larger with the adds just a wee bit smaller.
So many magazines, internet articles, etc have yet to learn that their main audience is aging and eyes are not what they were of days past.
Keep up the good work.
PS: Adds work. I’ve used more than one company you’ve listed with total satisfaction (politicians excepted)
Hi Dave. Firstly thanks so much for the comments. I’m not the writer of this stuff just the web guy. While reading anything that you find is too small on the internet generally all you need to do is hit your Control and the plus key or minus key together to increase or decrease the size of things. I’m afraid if we reduce the ads any smaller they won’t be readable and of course it’s due to their investment in the Perkolator that the publication can actually exist 🙂 Happy Spring.
Today’s edition is the same as last weeks.
Apologies Howard. It’s now fixed. The automation wasn’t automatic!!!
Please don’t change anything, I look forward to my weekly paper
We’re glad to hear that you’re enjoying The Perkolator.. You keep reading it and we will keep it coming.
Why, when I’m already a subscriber must the pop up SUBSCRIBE for double your pleasure pop up in the first place? Oh, I just realized, you can’t have pop ups in your printed newsletter.
Silly me.
As well. Without being “logged into” a website, there’s no way for it to determine who you are. SO it displays for everyone 🙂
Lately your articles seem to be very anti-woman. I’m most certainly going to stop reading!
Good day Jessica. I do hope that you are still reading The Perkolator. Although you don’t say which articles you found objectionable, I can assure you that we, at The Perkolator, are not anti-women. In fact, if we look back to past issues men are the Butt of more jokes and stories than are women. In our world we need to find the humour in our words, habits, situations, and actions more often, whether we are male of female. The ability to laugh at ourselves and our humanness allows us to cope better with the stresses in life. I hope that you will consider continuing to read The Perkolator, understanding that we are only joking and mean no offense.
Best Regards.
Brian G