“Nobody ever gets the best of you if you’re doing something for love.”
— Harold Klemp
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Aries Mar. 21 – Apr. 19: All along you’ve thought you knew what’s behind your health issues, but it could very well be something you’re overlooking.
Taurus Apr. 20 – May 20: Listen very carefully to your inner voice to guide you through the problem. It’s never wrong if you can just hear it!
Gemini May 21 – June 20: Begin at the beginning. There are no shortcuts to reaching your goal[s]. All will be well if you take things one step at a time.
Cancer June 21 – July 22: Put the finishing touches on that project before you jump ahead and start the new one. This is a new beginning for you!
Leo July 23 – Aug. 22: There’s never a dull moment in your life, Leo, so just accept it as the way it will always be. It’s actually a blessing!
Virgo Aug. 23 – Sept. 22: Once in a while, Virgo, it’s OK to dust off old memories to gain new insights and wisdom, but only to learn from – not to re-experience.
Libra Sept. 23 – Oct. 22: If you see trouble ahead, avoid it! If you are in an unpleasant situation, get out of it! Use your creative imagination to see you through.
Scorpio Oct. 23 – Nov. 21: Get ready for some fun, Scorpio! Don’t lose touch with reality. Try to keep your feet on the ground and enjoy it while it lasts.
Sagittarius Nov. 22 – Dec. 21: Find yourself missing someone you’re losing touch with? Reach out and recapture the magic you’ve been missing.
Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19: There’s always a next step. If we’re not moving forward, we’re moving backwards. Don’t let that happen, Capricorn.
Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18: Get ready to put a longheld belief to the test. Be flexible and openminded. There’s much to learn if you genuinely want to.
Pisces Feb. 19 – Mar. 20: Tomorrow’s another day, Piscean. Hang on for one more day. This is only temporary no matter how much it sems to be permanent.
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for the man who told his wife he was going on a business trip to China on Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 [which went down on March 8, 2014 and has yet to be found] and now can’t leave his girlfriend’s apartment.
Lee Trevino: “You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.”
Jack Lemmon: “If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”
Jack Nicklaus: “Pro golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best.”
Jack Benny: “Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and fresh air.”
I don’t know if Facebook has ever caused the lame to walk but it has sure caused the dumb to speak.
Mahtma Gandhi said if there is an idiot in power, it means those who elected him are well represented.
If I waited until I had all my ducks in a row, I’d never get across the street. Sometimes you just have to gather up what you’ve got and make a run for it.
A mandate isn’t a law, it’s when two men go to dinner.
A “perfect marriage” is just 2 imperfect people who refuse
to give up on each other!